Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think
we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
Sorry, But I use more than 1 square. My ass demands it.
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My solution. BAN TP!!! Immediately all households must have one of these. Or one of these or these.!!! Then everyone can just use those guest towels that are always hanging around a bathroom to dry their ass off!!!!
Then all public bathrooms must install one of these next to the toilet. Then put one of those Cloth towel machines in each stall.... you know, the type that just goes around in a loop....
Just don't try to ever shake my hand again.... I will be starting the underground buying and selling of paper products immediately.